yeah, i fucked up

i didn't do enough to ensure death. i'm sorry. i tried. i know already that this will mean no one will ever take me seriously again. not that many did in the first place.
and i also know that this puts me in the demographic with most females. which sucks.\ because even in supposed death, i can't escape being assumed a girl.
i'll do it right this time, though. no need to stalk my page. or worry. i am NOT the kind of person that should be mourned. i'm leaving because i've already burdened enough people. please don't continue to be one of my suicide reasons even after i'm gone. do the both of us a favor. go and get yourself your favorite snack and kick back with something relaxing to do. celebrate the fact that YOU are alive.